Text to Voice

[ninjaingyurfood]

i thnk tn sum--[indiscrimate mashing of keys follow and there's a click]

Freakin' piece of, how in the world does this crap actually work? I have nooooo idea what's going on, I barely paid attention t-ooh shiny, what is that? Seems cool enough.

Maaaan I wish I had my sword. Or my talismans. Or something. I wonder if I can ninja that pipe out of the wall... hmm...

[totally not aware she managed to turn on voice. Tech savvy she ain't.]