first sparkle | video

[manofsparkle]

[video - a large man with a blonde mustache and one single curl on his otherwise bald head appears. Tears stream down his face and - is that a pink sparkle next to his head?]

I have heard of your struggles, dear citizens of Death City! You shall toil under the fear and terror of these witches no longer! I, ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG, WILL USE ALL OF MY STRENGTH TO DEFEND THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL CITY!

[Alex flexes, and suddenly his shirt disintegrates, leaving you with full view of his beautiful, sparkling muscles!]