WhAt ThE fUcK uUuUuUuUuP, mY hOmEtRoLlS aNd BiTcHeS?
gUeSs I jUsT aLl Be CheCkIn In On YoUr FiNe MoThErFucKiN aSsEs AfTeR tHaT wIcKeD nIgHt
iT bE aLl SoUnDiNg LiKe SoMe Of My BrOtHeRs AnD sIsTeRs Be AlL fAlLiN dOwN tHoSe UnHaPpY sTaIrS
aNd It BeInG lIkE mY mOtHeRfUcKiN wIcKeD sTaRgOd DuTy To WaTcH aLl OvEr YoUr ShIt aNd KeEp YoU fEeLiN tHe PiTy
HoW aBoUt YoU bE aLl ShArInG oNe MotHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLe YoU dOnE uP aNd HaD WiTh ThE rEsT oF tHe ScHoOlHiVe?
AlWaYs MaKeS mE fEeL bEtTeR, kNoWiNg SoMeThInG gOdDaMn BeAuTiFuL bE hApPeNiNg AlL tHe TiMe, YoU kNoW?
Or JuSt TeLl YoUr BiG cApRiHoRn BrO hOw YoU bE fEeLiNg In ThOsE lItTlE hEaRtS oF yOuRs
ThEsE hOrNs bE aLl MaDe FoR lIsTeNiNg AnD sHiT lIke ThAt
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