Transformers 2 - Rise of the Fallen

[soul_harvester]

So I went and saw Transformers 2. Here's the quick version:

It sucks. If you see it, don't whine to me, because you were warned.

For those who want details, I've prepared a 26 page document detailing exactly why it is a heap of shit. It's a full screenplay, in the tradition of the Editing Room, only much longer and not as funny

Comments

[bastard_king]

effing incredible.

[aussietiger]

I still don't understand why, after seeing the first one, you wanted to see this one.

Then again, I went to see Attack of the Clones...

[soul_harvester]

I was dragged to it by Zoë. To be honest, though, I was kind of curious to see if he could actually make it worse. He exceeded all expectations in that regard...I didn't think he could surprise me, but Transformers 2 was a new level of shitty.

[beliael]

Is it better to read the script before or after having seen Transformer 2?

[soul_harvester]

I really can't say...it'll taint your viewing experience, but on the other hand, that could well actually make it more interesting.

[bastard_king]

I'm thinking of it like a scavenger hunt now. Like "Oh shit, he wasn't kidding!" and I can tick it off xD

[aussietiger]

Watch the trailer, read 13 pages, watch the movie, read the last 13 pages. Vomit at the level of Transformers intake.

[copper_fingers]

Why does it bleed?

I have a feeling my eyes will start bleeding if I see T2...

[copper_fingers]

I read the whole thing waiting for you to call Shia Le Bouf "Shoop Da Woop" but you never did.
Terrible!!!

The ironing is delicious

[soul_harvester]

Everyone's a critic.