My social life is crap because I am so discriminatory - I have no interest in wasting my time watching or joining motherfucking christmas carols, and I have no interest in meeting or spending time with anyone who is. I'd rather die alone, found slumped in a yellow'd shirt with my dick in my hand by police that kicked my door down because neighbours complained of a stench of death and abject despair. GOOD DAY SIR.
I would be much more interested in meeting any of Jenny's friends who upon hearing of this idea were powerless to resist furrowing their brows in disbelief, and letting out a "pfffffft".
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I'd rather die alone, found slumped in a yellow'd shirt with my dick in my hand by police that kicked my door down because neighbours complained of a stench of death and abject despair. GOOD DAY SIR.
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Well, enjoy your paradox, and your masturbation.
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