The sign says "Kippei is wanking so piss off."

[soul_jackal]

This is dead serious.

So if any/everyone sees it, NOBODY comes into 314.

No, I'm not bothered by it. Besides, the privacy is kinda nice. Get your mind out of the gutter.

There's a pack on the my desk, Kippei, just take it before it gets rank.

There's a crick in my neck from all this inactivity and I need a drink.

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[kippei]

You're a lifesaver, mate. I'm gonna do something abso-bloodly-lutly fabulous for you. No idea what. Christ on toast I feel so much better. A shower and a wank (maybe not in that order) and I'll be back on top of my game.

I thought I was going to have to *kill* someone at practice today. Nearly took the coach's fuckin' head off. Stupid twat that he is.

[soul_jackal]

No problem, amigo. Just you get the cigarros next time. I think I may needing them too.

My english is crapping out, maçante me deus nada...

[kippei]

Have you got any cash? We should go out and buy a bloody carton the rate I go through the 'effing things. I could just pay for it myself but if you're gonna smoke them too, you might as well pitch in, right?

No ahbla etc, etc. I probably misspelled the fuck out of that.

[soul_jackal]

Never mind. I'll grab a box from the 7-11 or some shit after practice. We can alternate or whatever. I need to get some stuff anyway, do you need anything? Just top me off later.

Yeah, yeah. Forgive my french, too.