In that case it's being opened by aliens, who someone saw Sean Bean talking to down t' chip shop, and it's all a tax by the government on the hard working socialists because they're trying to cover up the secret opening of a nuclear power plant in the beer cellar and if it weren't for the kind folks of Sheffield it would never 'ave 'appened and up the blades/owls*.
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