Comments | soulcake_duck: Check the Classifieds under "Dictatorships"

soulcake_duck

Check the Classifieds under "Dictatorships"

Feb 01, 2006 18:09

Achtung!

I have recently established myself as the unofficial dictator of the basement of the Fogerson household. Current territories include, but are not limited to, the entirety of the lower level of the building, sans office and hallway. Annexation of hallway preperations are underway. As with any dictator, there are jobs availible to those ( Read more... )

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soulcake_duck February 2 2006, 23:52:48 UTC

Excellent...

Sara is now being offered the job of a spy.
Evie, I never said you had FULL control of the military...That would be an error on my part if I did that. But you shall be my political advisor as well.

bobopie February 3 2006, 01:56:37 UTC

gimme position too....please??????

usagisan13 February 3 2006, 02:26:01 UTC

yays! i accept is 'seductress' thrrown in with the whole spy bit?

spicyofloggins February 3 2006, 02:44:52 UTC

Well, you forgot to add sexy to the musician thing, but evie, i think I win. I seduce men 10 times matt's size in half a move. And everyone else too. And I make people have multiple orgasms in 30 seconds or less.

and thats just with MUSIC.

I'm just that good.

Don't even make me use my guitar AND mandolin AND banjo player's fingers on you all. You'd have an anneurism from the pure pleasure (and form the lack of spelling skills)

mizzy_chan February 3 2006, 03:12:29 UTC

Drew's better XD
I love you Nicky ^_^

Bri, you did say I come with an army, right? So really, if it's not all of the army, it is the majority. Just make sure you treat me well, k?
My first advice - make Joe stop trying to frame me dammit!

spicyofloggins February 3 2006, 03:14:01 UTC

*self is esteem is utterly nothing by this point*

vincent7007 February 3 2006, 13:55:14 UTC

Weelllllll.... I GUESS I could do it. Problem is, what if I'm TOO badass, and decide to make a rebelion to take down the evil dictatorship. For now, though, I'll just be badass

vincent7007 February 15 2006, 01:44:52 UTC

hey, genericness i laugh at thee. brian should repost this with tyhe improved list of roles. and add on seductress to my role as well. he forgot thayt. also, after reposting this, we are all top appear at his dorsteps at 1 am on saturday morning and demand hot- tubbing to take place. we shall then play strip poker...
that is all
~sarena