FIC: A Song and Dance About Nothing (Harry Potter, G)

[souldo]

This is just a daft little drabble (exactly 100 words! Go me!) that came to me after seeing yesterday's sports news reports, and then watching "A Knight's Tale" today. You might need to know what English football chants sound like for this to make sense / be mildly amusing. But it might work well enough even if you don't. Eh, it's only short -

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[burntcopper]

What, no 'You're shit and you know you are' with accompanying hand motions? Dean should introduce that one to them, at the very least.

'Because the Pope is French!'
'Well, the Pope may be French but Jesus is English! You're on!'

[soulstar]

What, no 'You're shit and you know you are' with accompanying hand motions? Dean should introduce that one to them, at the very least.

Oh, he has, definitely. But I only had a hundred words to play with here, you know! *g*

'Well, the Pope may be French but Jesus is English! You're on!'

"He's quick, he's funny, he makes me lots of money, Lichtenstein, Lichtensteiiiiiiin!"

[anamchara]

My other major contribution? "Nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, hey, heeeey, good-bye!"

;P

[buhfly]

*is so lost*

I am sadly undereducated on footballing.