I.O.U.Bein' around long as I have. I've racked up quite a bit on the I.O.U. front. But I'm really not the sort of bloke to ever give or pay an I.O.U. Learned that from that damn Count Dracula actually. Despite any claims to the contrary. Poncy bugger still owes me eleven quid ( Read more... )

"Mourning is just extended self-pity."
-Don Draper, Mad MenIt is always a somber time when one has to mourn the loss of the dearly departed. In all my many years, I've seen far too much death. Lost allot of wonderful friends. Thinkin' about 'em is somethin' I do every day and night ( Read more... )

The animal associated with you in the Chinese zodiac.I don't much like thinkin' about bloody Chinese related things. Though my demon doesn't mind bringin' up the whole takin' out my first Slayer durin' the Boxer Rebellion. Vampires and Slayers kinda have a Yin and Yang thing goin'. Course I'm on the side of the truth, justice, and all that other ( Read more... )

What does your future look like?Y'know the thing I love the most about bein' me. Besides bein' way too good lookin' for my own good. One of the few fringe benefits of bein' a vampire is the whole immortal thing. And that simple truth, that I'm immortal means no matter how much things change. No matter how much the world changes around me. Long as I ( Read more... )

Write about a memorable family meal.Seein' that I'm not gonna thank anyone. Nor am I gonna touch the somethin' old, somethin' new, or somethin' borrowed topic with a bleedin' ten foot pole. Brings up too many bad memories about the whole almost marryin' Buffy thing ( Read more... )

What do you do when you don't understand someone? If they're evil bloodthirsty monsters... I kill 'em. That's what I do when I don't understand 'em. If they're not evil... just some stupid wanker... then I just beat 'em up. And it goes without sayin, if I don't like someone, I bite 'em. Or just bitch-slap some sense into the git ( Read more... )

How far would you be willing to go to make a point ( Read more... )

Answer a question that you're never asked.What do I never get asked? Hmm, let me see. Even though you'd think someone would be curious 'bout Mr. Awesome Vampire With A Soul. Think they'd ask a ton of questions. I actually don't get asked that many questions. Least none that are of a personal sort. So let me make a short list. Then I can decide ( Read more... )

Madness?Guess one could bloody say that I'm a bleedin' expert on madness. Over the course of my long existence, I've experienced it over and over again. For all I know. There may be a strain of madness that runs in my Vampire family bloodline. Me, my sire, and grand-sire have all been crazy as all hell at one point or another. Poor Drusilla is ( Read more... )

"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius."
-Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Valley of FearNobody ever recognizes my genius. Wonder what that says 'bout the ones I'm surrounded by. Maybe they need glasses. Or a good slap upside their thick skulls. To blind to see my greatness... is what they are. Save the ( Read more... )