I know it is...the bread companies pay the toaster companies to make toasters that have settings so we can never find the perfect setting to make the perfect piece of toast. We also toast it too little, and then give it more, and burn it, and then throw it out. And consequently buy more bread giving the bread companies a rise in business. I know this is true otherwise they'd make toasters that just automatically make the perfect piece of toast. But nooooooo...they can't do that. Don't listen to those conspirators who claim it's so we can toast muffins or crumpets. Why do you think it's called a TOASTer? It's for toast! Not muffins and crumpets. We ought to have Muffiners, and Crumpeteers, and then toasters that do the bread properly. So yeah. Bread companies pay toaster companies. It's a conspiracy. Glad someone else worked it out.
Toast starts out as bread...why isn't it called a 'breader' if it is exclusively for bread? It is because toasting is the action. That is you can toast crumpets too. I am one of those conspirators...obviously.
Toasting is the action?.....Oh. I feel like I was jumping around screaming and someone shot me in the centre of the forehead...but why don't they have the perfect setting that makes the perfect piece of toast? Why?! Because bread companies pay the toaster companies a percentage of the money generated from increased business due to mass burning of bread in the morning.
soulguider 2005-05-25 22:03 (link) Select Comment Posted Successfully I give one point to each of you. Its just like every other appliance in this applied world... 'programmed product termination' is its name, and it's evil. Mum has a dough mixer (Danielle, we used it to make court-e-neys cake last year) that she bought in 1961... it still works perfectly. Thats because, then, they hadn't introduced products that are built to break down after a period of time... making you go buy a new one... like they all are now. It's a conspiracy and you know it is.
Btw Danielle, you're not a conspirator anymore... Mum told me how she was going to bring you over here - but she doesn't know about the stress of exam study, nor the pressures of work mixed with Uni. Besides, it would kind of tarnish our holiday plans, it would be like having dessert before dinner.
I have seriously injured my neck this morning... i can't move my head. Eep... shooting pains...
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I give one point to each of you. Its just like every other appliance in this applied world... 'programmed product termination' is its name, and it's evil. Mum has a dough mixer (Danielle, we used it to make court-e-neys cake last year) that she bought in 1961... it still works perfectly. Thats because, then, they hadn't introduced products that are built to break down after a period of time... making you go buy a new one... like they all are now. It's a conspiracy and you know it is.
Btw Danielle, you're not a conspirator anymore... Mum told me how she was going to bring you over here - but she doesn't know about the stress of exam study, nor the pressures of work mixed with Uni. Besides, it would kind of tarnish our holiday plans, it would be like having dessert before dinner.
I have seriously injured my neck this morning... i can't move my head. Eep... shooting pains...
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