The other day i was at the post office, for reasons that are irrelavent, and there were 7 people standing in line infront of me. And I swear I waited no more then 5 mins. thats 7 people in 5 minutes. And people winge about the serviece at post offices pfft ( Read more... )

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God damn it, this morning I need to shave real bad and my razors were missing and i just bought a new bag of 10 and had only used one. So I had to shave with a blunt motherfucker and it ripped my face up and I ended up having random whiskers sticking out of my face ( Read more... )

I feel like a salad sandwitch. So i'm gonna have a salad sandwitch.

Ok if anyone wants to complain about my mistyping or wrongfull spelling or incorect grammer or using words that dont exzist then u can go blow your head of with a shotgun cause i dont care. Thank you.

Everyone else keep on living.

This has been a public notice by Soulknot.

Ok so we didnt end up riding to liverpool, but we did ride to georges river yeasterday then i rode home today so i still got exercise ( Read more... )

I just put 4 laxative pills into my sisters nachos. \m/. the recommended dose is one to two pills. mwhahaha. I hope she shits thru the eye of a needle. Stupid bitch. I think im gonna do this everytime she has leftovers ( Read more... )

So guys tell me what you think of my uber LJ layout. I think it's good. If you hate it yell at Aaron cause he created it. But i think its cool. Its like a shrine to God.

( Ok if you are easelly offended and dont like the use of the c word that refers to womens genitalia please move along the rest of you can read about the live concert )

I watched spirited away today. My verdict. Its shit. What is anime if there is no giant mechs or ninjas ( Read more... )