"Jumbo Shrip" is "Old News"

[soulonfire621]

A few Oxymorons for our time:

"Hillary Duff's Greatest Hits"

and

"Ashlee Simpson Live"

Comments

[garcondansnoir]

My favorite are "Skater Punk" and "Microsoft Works."

[stonersnboners]

Skater punk is a redundancy, Stooge.

Also, I value our friendship.

[garcondansnoir]

No, see, that's the joke. The skaters that like to go around and call themselves punks are really just posers.

[stonersnboners]

Way to make a ridiculously obtuse joke, dick. It's still not an oxymoron.