Well, so Valentines Day has been and gone. Did you know, back in days of yore if a woman asked for a man's hand (in marraige, natch) and he refused her he had to pay some ghastly fine to the queen of something like one british pound (this was, of course, a hideous sum of money amounting to weeks and weeks of tobacco money). Because of this many ( Read more... )

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Arrgh. Go to sleep, Jamie. 3 and a half hours till your first of two exams. Sleep deprived. Dehydrated. 6 weeks of freedom then stop. Why the pattern? Why the ceasless in and out, on/off, sunrise/sunset? Wake up - brush teeth - get dressed - skip breakfast in the belief it will make you thin and beautiful. Miss subjects - there will always be time ( Read more... )

Don't look at the image unless you enjoy looking at a fake cancerous breast (not nice), but Nicky's drunken response to it amuses me...

light breaks in the blinds ( Read more... )

I have a new favourite tv show (well, excluding th 2.30 repeat of 3rd Rock on Paramount)! It's the musical talent search on Showcase TV. Despite there being literally millions of great unsigned bands in the music industry they always seem to find the most talentless, boring bands to put. "Yeh, we've been playing together since we were 12..." " ( Read more... )

6 Lb LEAN BEEF, Ground ( Read more... )

My mood on that last one was meant to read "bored" not "deeply upset". yuhr.

Long times coming. Times come again. Resisting arrest of the cardiac nature. There's a pain in the stomach...

I want to go out I am dying of boredom.

Before you join me on this epic journey, my friends, I feel you should have a thorough read of The American Frozen Food Institute's website ( Read more... )