man i can'[t wait till i havce a job..never thought i'd say that. i feel so damned worthless right now ( Read more... )

evidently my cat likes green beans as much as I do. Dog Bites Man is so fucking hilarious I suggest that you watch it. last night was so much fun I want to slip and slide for the rest of my life

i always want to beat up people that have their myspace set to private. but i got a message from some creepo that said let me see more of those boobies. hfklfdsa ew. and its not like I'm so awesome that random people are trying to add me anyway. also my lj is all fucked up like the dates are messed up ( Read more... )

went to the pool today with Will and ran into Sara and Ben. I'm working on my 5th listeing to Devin the Dude. resin hits. i think that i may paint a picture. party this weekend was hilarious. kitties and puppy weed brownies kiddie pool badmiton keg =good times. well I suppose I will have to entertain myself tonight. its so fucking hot in my ( Read more... )

so I'm going to a kegger this weekend with a pool and weed brownies. wow. just wow. I have the internet now and with that comes alot of really new great music. i seriously was about to take my cd cases outside and shoot them with a shotgun. Clair found my wallet and is bringing me a tamale. The Black Keys are the perfect soundtrack for me right ( Read more... )

so um went down the river yesterday with Will, William, and Clair and I almost died. I fell off my float going down the rapids and now my back is fucking killing me becaues I basically wrapped around a rock. also i hit my heel so hard I thought it was broken. other than that it was a great trip down the river and I saw a momma duck and her ( Read more... )

so other than the fact that my stomach has been in constant turmoil for the past 48 hours I have'nt been this happy in a really really long time ( Read more... )

i had to write this down so i would never ever forget that i had a dream with angelina jolie in it. we were just sitting around eating some food the whole time and a crooked fingers song came on at one point and we were both singing along to it. it was the best dream ever. what wasw weird was the night before i had a really weird dream but the ( Read more... )

could I have the tanning glove and the wig?

would you like a beer or a turkey sandwich?

skated downtown last night the cops circled ( Read more... )