My favorite IM moment of the day:

[soulsight]

J: How do you cure boredom?

Me: 2 liter of Diet Coke, a pack of Mentos and a neighbor you hate.

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Stolen from silentbob...had to do it ;)

[avenl2002]

11:15p
Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be.
The first one stopped and took a pill.

"What was that?" The others asked her.
"Oh, it was Vitamin C, I want my baby to be healthy."

A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked.
"Oh, it was iron, I want my baby to be big and strong."

They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked her.

"It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this freaking sweater!"

Re: Stolen from silentbob...had to do it ;)

[soulsight]

Finally got here and I have to say, "AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"