Vancouver, you need to die. It would be glorious to drive around the whole city with gas cans dumping fuel all over the asphalt! Actually it's not to bad of a little town, just right now I'm fed the fuck up with it. I miss my sissy! I get to visit her in Cali next month if all goes as planned, which things never do these days. But none the less I' ( Read more... )

So last week me and Atom got drunk. Um. This will explain how I felt about the night...


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I just pierced my ear... The cartilage... I'm bleeding... I'm waiting for some ganja... I took the stud out of my ear... I'm dizzy... I'm going to drink more orange juice... I think I'm going to start not having a cold soon... Have a nice day...

I'm sitting here with a steam inhaler attached to my face, I've been so sick for so long and my mom suggested that I use it to break down the infection that's been building up around the sides of my throat all these days I've been sleeping away. Good job mom, your a true pro!

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I created a myspace tonight... It's so shitty... I've not had time to do much to it. But I'd like to get some people on my friends list. So here's the link: I'm a damn snake charmer

So, I fucking hate my job. I didn't hate it to much before. But now I want to kill the people I have to say yes to. The past two months my schedule has been less than ( Read more... )

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Whelp tip one back because it's flu day. Beer and Nyquil is the only cure for us guys who don't have sexy girls to cuddle with. Looks like this is going to be my fifth day in a row of just sitting here in battle ground feeling like shit. I sher would enjoy the company of a lady. I guess I could always order one from the UK! Eh..eh..? *nudges you*

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there is a time in ever mans life when he has the most intense dreams ever... I dreamt me and all my friends went on a night bike ride which turned into a huge bike race through some town that seemed oddly familiar. I remember Rain and Adam S. flew ahead and when I caught up they were making tons of noise on the back porch of an apartment complex. ( Read more... )

Happy new day! I think new years eve is a joke but I like to party so I can't complain. I had a blast last night being the belligerently drunk Landon that I was. I guess it's cool to look back a few years and see how far everyone has come. All the people who have touched me, all the decisions I've made, all the times that I thought were never ( Read more... )

HELL FUCKING YES! 24 hour flu is so much cooler than the longer kinds. Except in order for it to last 24 hours you have to experience the whole flu in 24 hours instead of being span throughout a week. So it proved to be one of the worst days of my life. You stupid fuck Scott! I hate you and your stinky ass B O that soaked into my skin and killed my ( Read more... )