"customer service" my arse

[soulvamp]

Los Angeles Cable and Telecommunications Customer Service Department Transcript

LA_Cable_Telecomm: Thank you for contacting live tech support. How may we be of assistance?

Customer_473: Yeah, I got no phone service and no cable on the telly.

LA_Cable_Telecomm: How is your cable modem service working, madam?

Customer_473: Madam? Er, no, think

Comments

[dragonflymuse]

Sounds very similar to a conversation I had with my bank last week.

Stupid Bank Bitch I: We can do that transaction over the phone!

Me: Yay.

Stupid Bank Bitch II: You can't do that over the phone. No cash for you.

Me: Dammit.

I hope you get your phone working soon.

[taco_geek]

Well... it's not like I'm doing anything else today.

Want some help? I can theoretically build a laser cannon. I don't think that helping you with your phone will be too much of a problem.

[clearance_crack]

here comes fred to save the day!

[taco_geek]

Just call me "SuperFred"!

I need a theme song! And a cheesy uniform made out of spandex!

[yesmydog]

I think a bunch of guys' heads impoloded at the thought of you in spandex. ;)

[cole_turner]

It wouldn't surprise me if Wolfram and Hart owned LA Cable Telecomm. I'm sure a phone call could have their most skilled technician at your door at a moment of your convenience.

[_champion_]

I'd have to look it up. Wouldn't surprise me either, though, given that we apparently own the city dump. Or maybe the cops. I'm not sure. Although if we do own the cops that would explain a lot.

[soulvamp]

Look, you and Turner can yammer on all you like 'bout the glorious connections the evil empire's got, but I'm not usin' connections like that, especially not for something so bloody simple as getting my phone hooked up.

[cy_girl]

Why not skip a home phone and go with a mobile since you might be on the go?

[evil_gummy_bear]

lmfao, what do you need a phone for anyway?