Here's what you do. Slide slowly, steathily out of bed. Move with vampiric speed through the bedroom, into the living room, and out the door. Do not stop to put your pants on. Do it in the hallway. Just get out of there as fast as you can.
I'll send some beer, mouthwash and body wash to your place as soon as possible.
Well duh. I would imagine that she could "take care of" most of the men in the office should she choose.. doesn't mean I can't make silly commentary about it. ^_~
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Where are you, exactly? And, more importantly, with whom?
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Here's what you do. Slide slowly, steathily out of bed. Move with vampiric speed through the bedroom, into the living room, and out the door. Do not stop to put your pants on. Do it in the hallway. Just get out of there as fast as you can.
I'll send some beer, mouthwash and body wash to your place as soon as possible.
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Vampire or not, I just hope Spike was using some kinda protection...
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Hope you're okay.
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For what it's worth, after having had BOTH souled vamps, you're definitely MUCH better.
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