of course it's a phase. also, i can't be friends with anyone of the same gender as me without wanting to have sex with them, and the gay is contagious. it's like being a vampire. if you're gay and you bite someone, they catch the gay.
you don't even know, jack. i don't know if you heard, but nat alluded to 1000 homovampire conversations past from the back seat. my life has a recurring motif, and it's gay vampires.
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my house smells like burnt pancakes right now.
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YEAH
remember when that came up in conversation on our way to djvan's?!
totally different context
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