I don't remember what episode of Sealab 2021 it was from, but there was a wedding. And that girl and the captain (not murphy, the other one) were popping all kinds of pills. Hesh sang a marriage rap and it's hilarious ( Read more... )

You can imagine an ancient civilization on Venus right at the brink of the runaway greenhouse effect. They know it's coming. They know it will kill everything on the planet, given a short amount of time. They look up to the untouched flower that is earth and wonder if they can travel to that planet and live there. But no, they realize, that jewel ( Read more... )

Ami and I need to turn the story of our relationship into a book. The ladies would snatch that book up so fast...

I wonder who the villan would be?

Sometimes I wish my life was just a dream.

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

I walk in the giants' nest of woody hands,
Between lands that were not lands.
The meshing green fingers in they sky,
Harbor insomniac birds, forever they cry.
Driftful dreams of titan's heaven reaching fingers,
Fill the mind's void, eternal they linger.
I sit down on a giant's granite mole,
And wonder of things forever untold.

Man...I have to see the PO today. I have to tell him that I'm doing really shitty in school. But I'm afraid of telling him because the first word that is going to pop in his head is dah-dah-d-drugs ( Read more... )

I am so gone ( Read more... )

Live in Pompeii. Look it up. Or die.

"'m fine. I am not........spinning, DON'T touch me!"
-Drunk robot turkey from the year 9595

FakexEffectx: *squeeze* my bean
sedatedfilth: ::squeaks::
FakexEffectx: *squeezes harder*
sedatedfilth: ::squeaks and crushes a little::
FakexEffectx: *crushes*
sedatedfilth: ::dies::

So I did nothing today.

Oh wait, I got guinea pig food and incense.

Less than a month until Ami comes up! Yay! Everybody say yay!

So I really really like Red Bull. I had two of them today and was flying around the store, working furiously at cleaning all the shelves and mopping and other shit ( Read more... )