I'm making music;

[soundboy]

Later today, I'm heading over to Francom's house and we're going to record a song. Can you guess who this song is about?

ONE BITCH:

I wrote this for a girl
A girl that rocked my world
And I'm not being sweet
'Cause she did it quite literally

She came at me with a knife
She tried to drown me in my sink
Now I'm sitting here on disability
With two broken feet that she crushed with her SUV

Do any of you guys
Know quite what it's like
To tell a girl good-bye and then say hi to a .45
Looking you right in the eye.

*chorus*
She's got a slight disorder
She gotta take pills
Doctor ordered
She got more than a couple of screws
That are loose in her head

She's always acting bi-polar
I don't know if that she will ever recover
She's truly whacked, all the lights are on
And there's nobody home.

It's hard for me to sleep
Because she haunts my dreams
Breaking things off in me
Victim of a murdering spree

Much worse than John Wayne Gacy,
Jeffrey Dahmer or Ted Bundy
Forgetful local authorities
What this bitch needs is
To get the hell away from me

It's always on my mind
Am I gonna to die tonight
Should I just hang tight
Or catch a flight
To a place with weed
That the bitch can never find

(chorus)

-fade out-

This is going to be awesome.

K-