( Life is a game that no one wins, but you deserve a head start the way your life's goin'. Throw in the towel, 'cause your life ain't shit; no, take the towel and hang yourself with it! Life's short and hard, like a body building elf, so save the planet and kill yourself. If you're feelin' down and out with what your life is all about, lift your head up high and blow your brains out! )

( Don't surf random web quizzes unless you want to waste a lot of otherwise valuable time. )

If you know the chemistry behind why you get sick when you drink sugary beverages with alcohol, you probably aren't drinking enough alcohol. And you probably shouldn't be drinking any.

Never forget that timeliness is a concept that is grossly misunderstood by all corporate entities and the federal government.

If you're going to have sex with a man, avoid choosing a man who claims his idol is Jimmy Dean.

Another something I picked up from my roommates - (hopefully) everyday, I'll post on here with something witty and call it "Today's Personal Betterment Message." Those words will be placed in the subject line of the post, and the message itself will be the body of the post. Sometimes, the witty somethings will be somethings I overheard from ( Read more... )

Mmmm...prose poetry. What a beautiful bastardization of two of the finest writing techniques the world.

( Here's to the Strength of Silence )

Hell time is officially over for the moment. In the past...14 days, I've done two 10+ page lab reports, turned in an evolution paper, and taken a test in Physics, Evolution, and Physiology. *dies*

( Cut because I ramble )

Hit the Rochut Etudes tonight. What a bitch - damn legato and its demand for flexibility. *laughs* I'm kidding...God, it feel great to play again, even for two days. Someone tell me why I stopped?

On a more somber note, does anyone else think God is looking at the Gulf Coast and saying, "No. Fuck you."? Rita was upgraded to a category 5

Practiced last night. Might not be much of an accomplishment, but I got in there and got it done. I'll go again tonight...and it'll be good.

I'm in evolution...and I really want to leave. Gotta work tonight, and I need to get Kit's software mailed. LIfe just never slows down. Not 'til we're dead at least, and I'm not there yet.