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After allegations of sodomy, various cell phone companies were forced to stop ripping people off, and ripping off in them, too. A massive inquiry undertaken by a group of anonymous consumers and high profile scientists proved that cell phone bills do not need to be as expensive as they currently are each month

Comments

[anonymous]

Haha...you said sodomy.

Heather

[airbornewriter]

More like "indickted."

Ha. You know it's funny.