119 // Zombies lol. VOICE.

[soundof_drums]

Only you, good people of the Barge, could make a world overrun by infectious disease and death so, ugh, BORING. Come on, people; get with the programme! Now, see, the Doctor, he was a real trooper. Took one for the team and gave me hours of entertainment with that little recording of his

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Voice-Very thinly contained anger.

[thegooddrjones]

Is that really necessary?

Voice

[soundof_drums]

Oh, nothing to do with the Barge is necessary.

[hopeless_hacker]

I'm pleased to hear you've been keeping yourself out of trouble.

[soundof_drums]

Clearly, your astounding abilities as a warden have made an impact already! Well done.

[wandthief]

They're no fun because they're 'dead or dying or suffering'.

Or so I've been told.

As if that doesn't happen often around here and they'll get over it.

[soundof_drums]

Humans. Inconvenienced by the tiniest little things.

[wandthief]

They do like to complain - and threaten so readily.

[soundof_drums]

Ohhh, now, who would threaten you?

[inhumandog]

Enjoying yourself?

[soundof_drums]

Very much so.

Of course, I'd be happier if I had some jelly babies, but oh, who am I to complain?

[inhumandog]

You need no reason to complain, Harry.

[soundof_drums]

It's "Master." Harry's what the wife calls me.

voice

[soundof_drums]

You really ought to've followed after your successor, Doctor. Shame on you, making him shoulder a world in peril alone like that.

voice

[soundof_drums]

Me? How thoughtful of you, Doctor, but I haven't done a thing to warrant your suspicions.