Well, in the last few days, I did many things meriting photographs. SO I'M GOING TO POST THEM ALL SO YOU CAN LOOK AT THEM.
Moriarty the Shebunkin-I-think (he was sold as a Red Cap Oranda, but he's obviously not).
Adolf the Red Telescope (he wouldn't hold still long enough for me to take a good picture, but he has a black spot above his upper lip, plus he's a bastard)
Their tank.
Majesty Palm! It's fucking huge, like four feet tall, and I don't know where to put it! But it only cost $15 at Shaw's!
I gave him a mohawk.
Now he has mad indie cred.
I still have not finished the poem I have to perform in six hours. I win.