it is my duty to name someone a cretin in the first sentence... thereby, i dub Hugh a cretin, for not believing that the Holes Cast Commentary plan. that fiend. crushing a little girl's dreams that way. it's shameful, really ( Read more... )

Hey! Thess was supposed to clean the counters!

Well... that's just no fair.

Only a few more entries and I'm on to two pages to hold them all.

Exxxcellent.

bleh... There may not be room for me to go to Warped Tour. That'd be superlame ( Read more... )

I understand Brett's cuh-rayzay paragraph ( Read more... )

I had another cracked out dream the other night. It was like a movie with Drew Barrymore that turned into Kill Bill. I'll write about it later, because people are over now.

Once there was a boy named Hugh. He was not British, but he wished he was so he moved to England ( Read more... )

Yesterday, some cute boys in a car said hi to me. Looks like Hugh's got some competition.

Marisa: 1
Hugh: 1 000 000

W00t! Only 999 999 to go and we'll be neck in neck!

Sick. I'm making myself pizza. It's one in the morning and I'm not really hungry but I do feel like eating ( Read more... )

Once there was a robot named Berrt who created himself. He was so silly that he fell into a ditch and short circuited. He melted and two boys spit on him and he was dead ( Read more... )