RANDOM QUERIES MEME

[soundslikepi]

So since SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO THINK OF SPECIFIC QUESTIONS FOR SPECIFIC PEOPLE and I'm STILL BORED let's try it this way!

I have a list of twelve characters I currently play or have played (but have not been since reapped), they are listed 1-12 in no particular order. Ask me questions using the numbers 1-12 and after I get a few questions I'll go

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[luvernfighter]

1. 5 and 7 wake up in bed naked together. Reactions?

2. 12 confesses his secret affections to 1. Reactions?

3. Which person is 8 most likely to cannabilize if they were all stranded on an island together?

[soundslikepi]

5 (Kira) and 7 (Viral) wake up in bed naked together. Reactions?

Kira swears off sex while drunk. Viral sulks in his cave and hates everything.

12 (Vash) confesses his secret affections to 1 (Reborn). Reactions?

THIS COULD GO A LOT OF WAYS. Reborn could just sleep through it! Or he could smile and turn down Vash and give him the "let's be friends =D" talk in the most cheerful manner EVER. Or he could. try to use Vash lolo. OR VASH COULD BECOME LOVER NUMBER FIVE he's pretty hot afterall.

Which person is 8 (Dib) most likely to cannabilize if they were all stranded on an island together?

HE KNEW CANNIBALISM WAS REAL!!!!11 and. Viral. he's immortal and will grow everything back. it's only logical )=

[semiramis]

I LOVE THESE Unfortunately I only have four characters I've ever played so I can't do it BUT.

Your characters are a twelve-course banquet, not necessarily in any specific order. Describe each dish.

Your characters are forced, possibly by camp, to start a small company. Hilarity ensues. What are their job titles? Who actually does what? Does the company flop? If so, then in what epic way, whose fault is it actually, and who gets blamed instead?

[soundslikepi]

S-skipped the first one TOO HARD

6 (Ed) and 7 (Viral) go on a date WHAT HAPPENS.

They fight and bitch and fight more and THEY DONT' THINK OF IT AS A DATE THEY THINK OF IT AS FIGHTING but once they got their heads cleared a bit have a surprisingly deep conversation about STUFF and Ed SETS VIRAL STRAIGHT by doing that shounen retard thing where he kicks your problem in the face and tells you to suck it up and deal, which is like EVERYTHING VIRAL NEEDS OUT OF LIFE and he ends up accidently a little gay for Ed.

[semiramis]

...aa I thought this was one of those "...AND THEN YOU HAVE TO GUESS WHICH IS WHICH" ones. orz. sorry.

[aviy]

NO PROBLEM

ALSO I APPARENTLY REALLY FAIL AT COPY AND PASTE. HERE IS THE ACTUAL ANSWER TO YOUR FIRST ONE.

Your characters are forced, possibly by camp, to start a small company. Hilarity ensues. What are their job titles? Who actually does what? Does the company flop? If so, then in what epic way, whose fault is it actually, and who gets blamed instead?Reborn decides he really wants his fucking coffee place and tops everyone into helping out! Zack gets to be the manager because the's the most eager for a good position which speaks well of him! Viral is appointed to managing shipping because his manner is just too grouchy to deal with customers. White Ticky is fired on day one for stealing. But Black Ticky is basically perfect for mixing drinks. Vash works the register because he's too much of a klutz for drinks. Riku is your typical teenager hiree and does OKAY work but that's about it. he keeps using the discount for his friends. Dib gets fired because he keeps breaking into monologues about how stupid it is to spend five dollars

[soundslikepi]

3 (Zack) and 11 (White Ticky) are forced into the Prisoner's Dilemma. What happens?

well. Zack never betrays anyone =\

White Ticky. Depends... He would KNOW Zack would never betray him, so it depends on whether or not he wants to lose a 'little' in order to help out Zack, or to win completely and let Zack take all the blame. If they are real friends, as in Ticky genuinely likes him and wants to hang out with him more, Ticky would cooperate instead of betray. But if they are just acquaintances and Ticky doesn't feel like taking a fall, he's go for the total win and betray him without any guilt.

[rape_o_clock]

5, 9 and 12 go to an anime convention. Which one dresses up as SailorMoon? Ends up buying all the yaoi doujins of 1 and 7?

2 and 6 share a bedroom. 6 snores. What does 2 do to stop the snoring?

[soundslikepi]

5 (Kira), 9 (Black Ticky) and 12 (Vash) go to an anime convention. Which one dresses up as SailorMoon? Ends up buying all the yaoi doujins of 1 (Reborn) and 7 (Viral)?

Vash goes as Sailor Moon and is really into it. Ticky gets MOBBED BY GIRLS WANTING TO TOUCH HIS HOTNESS. Kira picks up the Reborn/Viral doujin to hurt Katou with.

2 (Luke) and 6 (Ed) share a bedroom. 6 snores. What does 2 do to stop the snoring?

Luke rolls around and gripes and tries to sleep and then finally suffocates/beats Ed with a pillow until Ed wakes up and slugs him, and then they bitch at each other and Luke 'loses' and ends up using ear plugs.

[thekingsgambit]

1, 6, 8 and 11 are all reinacting Hamlet. Who plays who? And who bitches about their role.

[soundslikepi]

1 (Reborn), 6 (Ed), 8 (Dib) and 11 (White Ticky) are all reinacting Hamlet. Who plays who? And who bitches about their role.

REPLACING HAMLET WITH MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HAMLET AT ALL.

Ed is Beatrice because he's the only one with the hair for it. He's pretty damn good at the roll up until the "falls head over heels in love" part. He bitches about being a girl. Even an awesome one.

Reborn is Don Pedro because he's the only one awesome enough. Infact. Don Pedro is basically Reborn anyway.

Dib is Don John which just. sort of hurts me. but he could probably pull the roll of if with way too many exclamation points.

And then White Ticky is cleaned up for the roll of Benedick which. he's also be great at. lolo and have a lot of fun with minus Ed being a bitch.

HAS A BONUS Zack would make an amazing Hero and Luke could be a very confused and conflicted and put upon Claudio.