Van Helsing

[soundsoft_elvy]

Bad. Just....really bad. I think the only character worth watching in there was the Friar. he had all the best lines, which were pretty much one-liners meant to mock the scene at hand. Which was probably why he had the best lines: He was the only one mocking the situation. Because, let's face it, the movie was a mockery of anything action based. XD

Comments

[kayay]

I had similar thoughts.

[railstar]

Don't forget all of the James Bond toys. Sunlight bomb, traquilizer darts...fully automatic crossbow...

*hangs his suspension of disbelief out a window and beats it with a stick*

The chainsaw weapons with the pump-action handles were pretty cheesy too; and stolen from Blade, more or less...

[redshoeson]

I went and saw it with a friend here who was adamant about going. It was so bad, we were laughing about it afterwards.

The Friar is the only reason to see the movie at all, sez me. He's funny and adorable, and he didn't matter a whole hell of a lot... Wait, that's all the characters! X_x

Princess Anna spent the whole movie with one breast in her corset and the other out. I spent most of the moving wanting to scream, "Oh for freak's sake, ADJUST!!" And what was with the psuedo-incestiness between her and her bro? Oddlets...

The actor playing Dracula is the same guy who was the villian in Moulin Rouge. That man should NEVER BE GIVEN LINES AGAIN. He was terrible. Totally unconvincing, totally laughable. Just all kinds of bad.

Hugh, darlin', baby, sugar...just stick to Wolverine. It suits you so much better.

Ditto this, plus The Boy from Oz!! Ooo, hot pants... ^_~

[bridgetlover]

God, I so hated that crap movie too XD At the best it was average.

[halcyon]

David Wenham was the best thing in that movie. Actually he was the only reason I wanted to see it. I was glad Igor didn't get him with that massive electric cattle prod. Yay for Friar Faramir... I mean, Carl. :)

[soundsoft_elvy]

AHA! THAT'S who he plays! For the love of cookies I was going "I've SEEN that actor before! WHERE have I seen him!?"

YAY for Faramir! He was one of my favorite actors from Lord of the Rings, as well as one of my favorite characters. I LOVE him as the Friar, he ROCKS!