I am awakened by panic, "There's been an accident ( Read more... )

I am witnessing Manny become politicized ( Read more... )

To this day, I can hardly bear to think of that quintessentially American holiday -- Thanksgiving ( Read more... )

Just kidding.

I'm 23 today.
Fuck.

Just ate an entire bag of hot cheetos with nacho cheese (it's delicious).
It was pretty spicy and the only thing to drink in the car was Manny's hot chocolate.
I took a sip to get the spiciness out of my mouth.
Now, my stomach hates me.

Damn you, Seven Eleven!

So today a Taco Bell hot sauce proposed to me. You know what's weirder? Me eating Taco Bell. Why ( Read more... )

(and every asshole corporation that attempts to commodify love)

Can't buy me love.

Sincerely,
Claudzilla

My anarchist, crazyass, renegade hamster Joyce died today.
So I'm feeling a little blue.
Here she is bustin her cage open.
We used to put her in her plastic ball so she'd run freely and she'd run after Muffin who is like 10X her size and Muffin, the territorial Chihuahua would be simultaneously terrified and angrily barking at her.

Joyce is in ( Read more... )

It's not really a situation per se, it's more complicated ( Read more... )