Reprieve from my own actual hell
Republicans
Circle I Limbo
General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Financial Aid office
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Creationists
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Rednecks
Circle VII Burning Sands
Qusay Hussein, Uday Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell