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[sourcolaed]

This is ANNOYING. How could they have messed up on my housing? Me, Patrick Colasour, top scorer in the soccer club's off season team scrimmages and best actor on campus, living in a third rate hotel while my housing is sorted out? I only stay at four star hotels at the least, not three and a half-stars

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[grandgirlwonder]

Man... you're just a big ball of drama, aren't ya?

Oh Patrick, your idiocy is showing.

[sourcolaed]

I am an ACTOR. My life is a grand tapestry of adventure! There is suffering as most artists must go through, but I will overcome!

xD He looks like fun.

[grandgirlwonder]

Y'know, I'm a PRINCESS and my life is a 'grand tapestry' of Awesome, but you don't see me freakin' out.

x) His 'Cute enough woman that I might have seen for a minute last year' radar is on now.

[sourcolaed]

You, a princess? Really? I would've thought I'd have heard something, since I DO know everything that goes on here. Clearly you are either lying or telling the truth.

However, a pretty woman like yourself is either the very vision of truthful innocence or using it as a clever facade to lure me to something diabolical.

Are you a freshman by the way? I don't think I have had the pleasure to meet your acquaintance.

[tristalcratic]

Hey, Welcome to Evergrove! You must be the new transfer student.

My name is Professor Zino and I'll be your teacher in your acting class.

[sourcolaed]

Sir! I'm on my second year here, I had one of the adjuncts in my acting classes last year so that's why you didn't see me. Perhaps you've heard of me, I've been told I have potential.

I look forward to being in your class Professor!

[tristalcratic]

Looking forward as well. We do have another play coming up after Romeo and Juliet so prepared on that! There's also going to an assignment soon for you to do in the meantime Patirck.

Overdramatic +9000

[sourcolaed]

Alright professor! I'll be first in line for those auditions and you'll see what Patrick Colasour is made of!

I swear I will do my family name proud with this assignment! I will live up to the ideals of the theater!

[disapprovingly]

Having lived on campus before, I would think you'd realize that student housing is not four-star quality, or even three and a half.

[sourcolaed]

But it all fits into the grand scheme of things. The more I suffer with campus housing, the better my acting gets!

[disapprovingly]

So you keep up this level of overreaction constantly as acting practice.

[sourcolaed]

I do not overreact! This is my fight against the tides of misfortune!

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[aloadedweapon]

... Could suffer in silence, maybe.

Silence? He... He doesn't understand.

[sourcolaed]

What?

Jeri is horrified. But fascinated.

[aloadedweapon]

Silence. Y'know. Absence of sound. The shit that happens when your mouth stops flapping.

... I'm guessin' you probably sleep through those moments.

Any sane and normal person would.

[sourcolaed]

Of course I know what silence is! But to stay silent for my art? Never.

Psh. Philistine.

[gilded_hymn]

You're a little bit of a spaz, aren't you?

[sourcolaed]

I am not!

[gilded_hymn]

...Nooo, I'm pretty sure you are. Just a little. Maybe.