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[sourkitties]

i now hate the world again. . . still no money. . . one of my best friends is leaving town tonight and i havent had a chance to spend any time with her because my wonderful partner couldn't find it in his little shriveled heart to give me some time off to say my goodbyes. . . the girl i'm seeing right now still hasn't been able to get me off lately

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[upfromthegutter]

i have the answers...like god -
1. tell jason to put his thumb up his ass
2. call your friend who left town and say "i miss you and i wish i could have seen you but jason should have a thumb up his ass."
3. tell the girl to put her thumb up your ass when shes trying to get you off (it works)
4. i am fine - i have had my thumb up my ass
5. when you are playing bad, put your thumb up your opponants ass, they will play worse than you
6. put your thumb up your ass for the camera...he wont want to watch the tapes anymore
7. to calm yourself down - try...having a coke.

love mo

ps - all lifes problems can be solved with a thumb and an ass (confucious doesnt say...but i sure do)

[sourkitties]

im glad you're still strange goober ;)