You should lend Loftin some paperclips to chew on.
in high school i could identify everyone by their backpack. i knew where everyone was because of where they left their backpack or where a backpack was based on the position of the person....it was a strange skill.
that is a very odd skill indeed. I only know things because I work in the registrar's office and thus see names all day. Like Mrytle and Starbuck and Pond.
I SHOULD give all these thousands of paperclips to Loftin. I'm the end of the line on the paperclip and staple train in the office. I have to take them all out of people's files before they are scanned. Thus I have more than anyone at Antioch for sure, and since the countless workstudies before me had the same tasks, our paperclips combined is the largest stock pile in the world. I wonder what postage would be to Loftin's monestary.
YES YES GIVE THEM TO ME JAPAN HATES PAPERCLIPS I DON'T KNOW WHY IT IS A MYSTERY. I GUESS CAUSE JAPAN IS TOO TECHNOLOGICALY EVOLVED FOR THEM, EVERYONE HERE HAS TINY STAPLERS ON THEIR KEYCHAINS. YESTERDAY I CHEWED MY PEN INTO TWO SEPARATE PIECES DURING CLASS AND IT WAS SO UNSATISFYING.
oh. oh. that is the awkwardest bathroom encounter ever! that's even more awkward then your infamous bgross bathroom encounter! (bgross = ben grossberg's rap name? yes? i just thought of that.)
yes, MUCH worse. That one was funny. I'm sure it will be imprinted on bgross' mind for a while. Toni didn't know I am so she had no idea what seeing her instilled in me. She didn't knwo that at that very moment I was thinking 'If I see her I'm going to ask 'so what does it look like, my getting money? If I I don't get what's promissed I won't be here, so think about it, would you rather loose the money I'd pay you and have someone activly telling people this is not a school worth going to, or giving me money and still getting some money (and work because I'm a work study) out of me
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in high school i could identify everyone by their backpack. i knew where everyone was because of where they left their backpack or where a backpack was based on the position of the person....it was a strange skill.
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I SHOULD give all these thousands of paperclips to Loftin. I'm the end of the line on the paperclip and staple train in the office. I have to take them all out of people's files before they are scanned. Thus I have more than anyone at Antioch for sure, and since the countless workstudies before me had the same tasks, our paperclips combined is the largest stock pile in the world.
I wonder what postage would be to Loftin's monestary.
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(bgross = ben grossberg's rap name? yes? i just thought of that.)
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