Only in America: Motorist injured by flying frozen sausage

Want to put your car out of its misery? Well, don't shoot it.

I'm addicted. It's like a middle school reunion and a high school reunion all w/o leaving your seat ( Read more... )

Overheard on campus: "The Pope died? When did that happen? OH....is that why those black things were in front of the school?"

*shakes head* And CBU is supposed to be a good school???? How did this chick miss all the voice mails from Sister?

Paul Wrote:
I think I got a real shot.....

On 4/21/05, Jackie wrote ( Read more... )

So like more seniors, I'm trying to find myself a 'real' job. So far had a couple of interviews. One looks promising. (cross your fingers folks!) But I figured it couldn't hurt at all to list my resume on Monster.com...and what do I get? Within 2 days, a man emails me saying "I recently found your resume online and feel you may be qualified for our ( Read more... )

Some people have way too much money to spend on hens.

The grossest item I've seen yet in ebay...good grief..why would anyone WANT to buy a cat's hairball?!?!

I'm amused. Zoo Wants Chimpanzee to Stop Smoking

First, why would someone steal a cell phone and hide it THERE?! Can we say EWWWWW. And of course the owner refused to take back the cell ( Read more... )

Thank Justin for keeping me informed about another bad driver.

Wow. Now Ebay helps a husband take revenge on his wife. Worth reading all his comments. Interesting.
and her phone messages...and her pj's...and just about anything else you can think ofAdd these to my ebay comment list ( Read more... )

Your Linguistic Profile:
55% General American English
35% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
5% Yankee
0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Your Inner European is Irish!

Sprited and boisterous!

You drink everyone under the table.

Who's Your Inner European?

My Aliases

Your movie star name: Pasta JohnYour fashion designer name is ( Read more... )

Some people rob graves to steal jewlery...others rob graves to make bongs....

Headline of the Day: Harvard Professor Accused Of Trying To Steal Manure From Farmer

I'm having way too much fun w/ the games found on this site...though I bet they don't have permission to have all of these games...
try this

Oooooo....play god