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[southomen]

So, I just turned 29 and for the first time in my life, my birthday was celebrated at work. They bought me a carrot cake piece at lunch, with a little candle on it! Isn't that cute! Yeah for me! They like me! They really... Wait a minute, people that like me make me nervoius. I don't want people to like me, people are largely ignorant babboons

Comments

[pandoraculpa]

Fuck the rationalizations- you got carrot cake!

Happy birthday!

[buffalobeeotch]

EXACTLY. Carrot cake ALWAYS overrules any potential rationalizations.

[tharain]

It's all about the Carrot Cake, baby.

[goddessem]

I, like you, find that most people are bastard-covered bastards with bastard filling.

how was the cake?

[goddessem]

oh yeah...and happy birthday, ya bastard.

[southomen]

Thank you, the carrot cake was very good. bastard covered bastards with bastard filling... that is good, I shall have to borrow that if you don't mind...

[goddessem]

not mine anyway. It's from Scrubs. Dr. Cox says it. he's a sexy bastard.

umm..

[djlucky0ne]

yumm...bastard filling

Re: umm..

[tharain]

I've always preferred Bastard Lite, myself...

[tharain]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Poor Keri. Saddled with *two* Aries males in her life.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

D.

Postscript. Kudos on Kevin DeVico.

[buffalobeeotch]

damn Aries.

But hey, I get some consolation in the fact that YOU both have to put up with a Cancer female (which is WAAAY worse, I think).
:)

[tharain]

Hmmmmmmmm.

Not *quite* even. 1 Cancer female = 2.5 Aries males in the "Equivalence in High Maintenance Tables" in a recent Woo Referendum magazine.

[southomen]

I'm an Aries? who's the other one? Are their morethan two? Is there an Aries brotherhood? Is it a cult? Can I be the leader? Want some kool-aid? Bwahahahaha...