FUCKING HIPPIES

[eric_ka_cartman]

Okay.

Okay.

We have gotten overrun by fucking hippies the past few days.

I cannot raise my daughter in such a filthy environment

We gotta take em out before they start up drum circles.

I know they're our parents, but I can't deal with this shit.

My mom is hitting on me and I don't like it! It's weird. I'm not Oedipus, dammit!

Who's with me

Comments

[pattie_n]

Let the hippies be hippies.

They're migrate back to the woods eventually.

[eric_ka_cartman]

[sljskjfakfjaksjfa]

Sorry, Pattie. I'm not raising my daughter living near a bunch of people that smell like patchouli. Shit gives me a headache.

[pattie_n]

I'd invest in a house that isn't near the commune.

Or the park. Hippies loooove the park.

...Or anywhere near the thirty first floor. They set up there.

[stopidspoildhor]

... Honey, calm down.

Wait, what? YOUR MOM?

[eric_ka_cartman]

Sorry.

YES WHAT. SHE WAS HITTING ON ME, IT WAS SO CREEPY

[stopidspoildhor]

Apology accepted.

SHE WHAT? WHAT?! OH MY GOD, GROSS!

[eric_ka_cartman]

URGH, I KNOW.

[redheadjew]

I don't have a problem with them.

[eric_ka_cartman]

Of course you don't.

[redheadjew]

Rather have their younger selves that happen to be hippies or how they are now?

[eric_ka_cartman]

...

I...

MORAL DILEMMA!

[liasonne]

What a downer.

I thought you were like, cool, man. Fuck, man.

[eric_ka_cartman]

Sorry, Lianne. I got a kid I gotta think about.

You're my mother, by the way. I'm your son from the future.

[liasonne]

Oh my god, a kid? You're like, way young! I thought I got a girl pre--

... Wait, what.

What? Were you drinking that water Randy gave us?

[eric_ka_cartman]

I'm eighteen. I fucked up, and now I'm stepping up and being a man.

No, I'm not.

My name is Eric Theodore Cartman. You're my mom. And dad. Somehow.

[nokitteh]

Mrow?

[eric_ka_cartman]

NO KITTY I CAN'T PLAY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW KITTY I HAVE TO KILL THESE GOD DAMNED HIPPIES.

[nokitteh]

Mrooow?