...G-guys?

[ooc: djhfjdsfhkjsdhfa FEMALE BUTTERS.]

Oh my..

This isn't quite what I expected.

Wheres the band?

WHO →  A/U Wendy wendy_x_marie and A/U Bebe destroynsociety 
WHEN → Uh. Midday? Not so dark, not so bright.
WHERE → Ugh, there must be a library somewhere.
WHAT → Wendy remembers the joy of reading.
STATUS → In progress.
WARNINGS → I kind of doubt it, but Wendy is a closet lesbian...

( I really see you upside down. )

First two Kennys.

And now Kevin.

If my brothers show up, I swear to god..

I don't even know what I'll do.

But it will be fucking intense and involve taking my own life.

Uncle Stuart or dad, that'd be even worse. I just don't want ANY other McKormicks here, fuck.

[wandering around the top floors]

Hello? Mom, dad?

Shelley?

... Kyle?

... W-Wendy.

How could you let me grow up..

Like that? ; _____ ;

[General gestures toward destroynsociety & stopidspoildhor.]

I was going to really be something, goddamnit!

Who: Little!Kyle and Goth!Stan
Where: Stan's teeny-tiny dark bedroom.
When: Sometime when it shouldn't be that dark?
What: Kyle wants to see his best friend and bring him out of his misery. It probably won't work.
Status: In progress

( Kyle had been looking for a Stan... )

WHO → Alternate Universe Clyde [clydexdonovan] & Alternate Universe Bebe [destroynsociety].
WHEN → Uhhhhhh. THIS PLACE DOESN'T HAVE FLUID TIME PASSAGE, FUCK YOU. But it's some time at "night", I guess, because Bebe can't sleep.
WHERE → Floor number nineteen? Clyde's room?
WHAT → Bebe is apparently more of a flaming emosexual than she lets on, and she wants to see her male bff ( Read more... )

....Uh.

I must be horribly turned around, because this is not a bar.

CLYDE.

You're not "my" Clyde [I still don't quite gettttt any of this], but like..

Wendy is being mean. :( And she told me to lez out with Red.

Come hang out with me. And bring Craig.

And Tweek and Token and Jimmy if they're here.