[Mod Post 02] - Premises & Common Locations
PREMISES AND COMMON LOCATIONS||
South Park is a quaint settlement, nestled in a basin in the Rocky Mountains of central Colorado, USA. Just a stone throw from Denver. Ripe with local business, friendly faces, Mormons, wacky adventures, Mecha-Streisand, shenanigans, and far too much snow, it's the perfect place to raise a family! Some of the residents describe it as "a quiet little white-bread redneck po-dunk kick ass white trash pissant meshugannah? mountain town", and there hasn't been too much arguing about that!
Physically, there isn't too much to see. Though the going-on in town ranges from fairly typical to the supernatural and extraordinary, there still isn't much of a downtown scene.
A Partial List of Major [and minor] South Park Locations:
→ South Park Elementary
→ South Park Junior High School
→ South Park County High School + School Bus Stop
→ South Park Mall
→ City Hall + Town Hall Sqaure
→ Park County Community Center
→ South Park Post Office
→ Park County Police Department
→ Staff Offices/Residences
→ Tom's Rhinoplasty
→ Carl's Warehouse
→ City Wok
→ Bijou Cinema
→ Jim's Drugs
→ Country Kitchen Buffet
→ True Value
→ Ancient Indian Burial Ground Pet Store
→ Dairy Gold Milk Company
→ Big Tobacco Co.
→ Best Buy
→ EV Games
→ Raisins
→ Jimbo's Guns
→ Carl's Bombs and Explosives and Accessories
→ King Jimmy's Buffet
→ Tweek Bros Coffeehouse
→ Harbucks Coffeehouse
→ PF Changs
→ Mel's Diner
→ South Park Pianos
→ Photo Dojo
→ Miss Information's New Age Store
→ South Park Community Theatre
→ Stark's Pond
→ South Park Synagogue
→ South Park Church
→ Comfort Inn
→ Airport Hilton
→ Jew Scouts Compound
→ South Park Mental Home
→ Unplanned Parenthood Clinic
→ Super Phun Thyme
→ Hell's Pass Hospital
→ Shakey's Pizza
→ Pioneer Village
→ The Planetarium
→ Casa Bonita
→ Whistlin' Willy's Pizza Gulch
→ Bennigan's
→ Stupid Spoiled Whore
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There are several other exciting locales in South Park, but you just might have to locate them yourself!
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* The images for this section, as well as the majority of the information, was found via the following sources:
- South Park - Wikipedia.
- South Park Wikia.
- South Park Studios.
We highly recommend visiting each of them, if you feel you need a further refresher course in South Park before you start playing.
