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[sovereign]

a couple of weeks ago after i got off work, i was halted from entering my house by a lizard. now i know you are probably thinking "how would a lizard stop you from opening your front door asshole?" well let me tell you, this lizard happened to be at least two and a half feet long. now most of its body was made up of tail, but rest assured, the

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[missamanda]

i liked the lizard story.