The sun comes up, the sun goes down - I drag myself into town. All I do, I want to do with you...

[soviet_roulette]

If I had a brick for every case of writer's block I get - I'd have the entire fucking Great Wall of China built in my front garden

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[whenemozattack]

HAHAHAHAHAHA RICHARD BRANDSON

[spotthespastic]

There was this one time

In MCUK chat

Back in the day

Si said you looked like Richard Branson.

I don't think i've ever been so confused.

[soviet_roulette]

YOU were confused?

I was more than confused. Bemused. Befounded.

It was utter borderdash. Because I personally don't believe in Richard Branson. On a personal level.

[theyimengeffect]

''If I had a shot of whisky for every person I've made laugh with my writing skills, I'd be sober as a nun.''

haaaaaaaaahahaha haha, that's the funniest thing i've read in ages.

[soviet_roulette]

Oh woo. I made someone laugh. :D

Down goes one shot of whisky. Metaphorically.

[denythedenial]

To be honest, Liam...
You make Richard Branson look like a tramp NOW.
What with having a front garden big enough to fit the entire Great Wall of China inside.
And all that jazz.