In which I describe photos with Daft Punk songs.

Revolution 909 :

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I would like to take this time to expound on a topic of non-instant gratification ( Read more... )

It's May 14th and another slog is done. I now own my own car. There are no payments left to make to the Royal Bank of Canada anymore. The bastards only made $180 off me, from a loan that should have netted them $3000. Take that banking system ( Read more... )

This day, I can finally declare total victory in the campaign to create edible white bread. It was a hard fought battle and there were many casualties, but I wrested victory from the jaws of defeat and created two perfect new loves of white bread ( Read more... )

Although it's not worth mentioning another week has slipped by, silently like a submarine ( Read more... )

This is not what might be considered the most useful of all the universes weapons. A sock-filled is perhaps not as painful as it could be. It does, however, stink mightily. Very sweaty these socks ( Read more... )

That's right, I'm still alive, but it seems it's taken the passing of the year to get me to post anything here. Then again, nothing relevant has happened to me in a while. I figured I'd save up some stories before coming back here ( Read more... )

Stuff is happening. Good stuff. Stuff that needs your support ( Read more... )

I made employee of the month for August ! Which is good, because I get a half-day off with pay (Friday) and a free lunch with the supps. I guess Resolve did give me something worth adding to my Resume. Plus, I've got Saturday off as well which usually means Sunday to follow. It's almost like a three day weekend ( Read more... )

A monster was born in my basement this week, full of power and noise. It's sitting under my desk now, it's breathing a cacophony of electric fans. The monster eats data and shits out information, crunching a billion numbers a second inside its steel skin ( Read more... )