Wolves: 03
by Mashiro
beta: Allys777
Naruto fandom, short series, no spoilers
BOYS LOVE: Naruto x Sasuke; drinking, raging hormones, sex
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own Naruto, I am just a fan. This is a FAN FICTION.
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03: Little brain food
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Naruto had thought that Sasuke was annoying when he was cool and impressive on missions; making Sakura-chan sigh and Kakashi-sensei praise him with his constant showing off; getting Naruto out of trouble all the time even though Naruto most likely could have taken care of it himself if he’d been given half a chance.
Yes, Sasuke had been quite annoying when it was just that; definitely annoying enough. It was nothing however, compared to how annoying he was when he squirmed around on Naruto’s floor wearing nothing but very short and tight around the ass shorts and a blush that was so intense it could have stopped cars (if there had been such things as cars and traffic lights in Konoha); showing off his small, hard and inviting nipples. Seriously inviting.
‘Eat us,’ they seemed to be saying. ‘We taste as good as we look. Won’t you suck on us a bit? You can touch a little first if you’d like.’
Yes. Very, very annoying. Sometimes Naruto hated his little brain. And his imagination. He would never be able to look Sasuke in the eyes again.
But since Naruto was a guy of action, it didn’t take many trips to the gutter before he decided to do something about his problem. And no, not the problem caused by the trips to the gutter; the problem causing the trips to the gutter. You shouldn’t bother with the symptoms; you should find out what was causing the symptoms and fix that. Every good ninja knew that. Probably.
Naruto needed boobs. He had done some thinking and reached the conclusion that there could only be one sane reason for his little brain’s behavior. He was desperate! It had nothing to do with the fact that imaginary Sasuke looked lovely in his little shorts, with his blush and his inviting nipples; it was just that Naruto had been left without little brain food for too long. He’d been busy with training and missions and other serious stuff; he hadn’t had time to play around like he usually did.
And since the ones he had been hanging around with were his teammates, it was only natural that one of them would fall victim to his desperation. When he thought about it like that, he was actually happy that it was Sasuke. Kakashi-sensei was too old (the mere thought of a vision of him in nothing but very short shorts with a blush and inviting nipples made both of Naruto’s brains consider suicide) and Sakura-chan was... It was Sakura-chan! He couldn’t have impure thoughts about Sakura-chan! That left Sasuke. Naruto’s clones didn’t count.
Besides, Sasuke was a bastard. He deserved it. Ha!
But still, it had become a problem and problems needed to be solved. So Naruto grabbed one of his more girly towels and one of his more girly soaps and headed off to the bathhouse.
Naruto was much better at getting into bathhouses these days. He was also much better at staying inside once he’d gotten in. Practice makes perfect and all that. He hadn’t had much ‘sneaking into bathhouses’ training lately, but he had had lots of other training and it was all the same in the end. There were so many advantages to being a ninja; the stuff you learned could be used in so many ways!
That day Naruto had chosen to be a redhead with brown eyes and freckles and quite small boobs. He had noticed that big boobs drew much more attention than small ones did and attention was not good when you wanted to be sneaky. Same went for thin waists and perfect skin; so besides the freckles Naruto had chosen some discreet, but still visible spots around his cheekbones and a little extra volume. He was cute, but not stunning. No one would notice him.
And of course no one did; at least not in bad ways. The ladies were polite and smiled and talked to him. Young ladies and middle-aged ladies and really old ladies. They all sat together in the bath and talked about non-serious things like skin hygiene and the weather and cooking. Naruto had had to think quickly and change the subject once when one of the older ladies started to talk to him about good techniques to use if he wanted to deliver without pain when he got pregnant; but other than that it was nice. And they didn’t talk all the time; Naruto got plenty of opportunity to just watch and takes internal notes. Some filtering would be needed when he got home, but even with that Naruto was sure he had gotten little brain food that would last him for weeks.
It was nice to have time for non-serious things like this. Maybe he should do it more often. Sure, training was important, but it was also important to take care of yourself. Naruto was sure he had heard one of the older ladies say that, and older ladies were smart; they had been around a long time. That’s why they were old. What good was training if he couldn’t use what he had learned because he was too busy imagining his sort of rival and sort of friend in very short shorts?
Eventually, Naruto fell asleep. He noticed, because first he felt his eyelids get heavier and heavier and then the room suddenly got hazy and all the ladies disappeared. All the ladies except one. A young, blushing girl with short, dark hair and very small boobs. No boobs at all actually, though she did have nipples. Small, dark and cute nipples. She was sitting on the other side of the tub, opposite Naruto; and the steam in the room seemed to only enhance her adorableness.
‘I know you...’ Naruto’s brain realized. ‘You’re...!’
“Sasuko,” he breathed. The dark-haired girl flinched slightly, slightly and the blush grew stronger. She smiled shyly, looked down toward the surface of the water. Naruto smiled; felt suddenly just so happy that she was there. He had found her and she was there! Only... Still a bit far away.
“Hey...” Naruto breathed again, couldn’t stop smiling. “Come here.”
Sasuko looked up, seemed surprised for a moment; her blush shining on her cheeks. Then she smiled and in a soft, fluid movement came forward in the water. She didn’t even make a sound. Maybe she was a ninja too.
When Sasuko stopped moving she was almost close enough to touch Naruto’s legs. She was standing on her knees; the water giving a shine to her soft, pale skin. Naruto’s eyes locked at her nipples and he realized with some disappointment that they were soft. Aww...
“You can make them hard for me if you’d like,” Sasuko said, as if she had read Naruto’s mind. Her voice was kind of dark for a girl, but soft and something about it spread lightning in Naruto’s stomach. She lifted her hands from the water and rested them on Naruto’s knees. Then she closed her eyes and with a soft moan leaned forward, arching her back and pushing her chest closer to Naruto.
Naruto had to swallow. His little brain was a genius! This was the hottest wet dream he’d had in months! It was so detailed! So creative, so... so perfect!
He reached out a hand and, starting with following Sasuko’s collarbone, softly trailed down with the tips of his fingers. He raised goose bumps in his path but somehow the skin was still soft. He felt her ribs. She wasn’t skinny, but almost. Softly lined muscles that said she was familiar with exercise. If it hadn’t been for her lack of boobs the other ladies would have probably sniffed at her a lot and thrown very angry glares.
Naruto didn’t have to wait until he actually reached the nipple before it hardened. It came gradually the closer he got. Harder and tighter and more focused. Mesmerizing. When he did reach his destination the nipple was just the right size and shape and felt just perfect under his fingertips. He slipped around it a few times before finally closing in and squeezing.
Sasuko gave a long, desperate, throaty moan that Naruto’s little brain could have fed on for months.
When Naruto tore his eyes away from the nipple his fingers were fondling and looked at Sasuko’s face, her dark eyes had opened, shiny and glazed over, and she was aiming them straight at him.
“You’re so much better at drinking than I am,” she groaned with so much passion soaking her un-girly voice that Naruto didn’t have a choice but to jump her.
Naruto learned a bunch of stuff that day. He learned that ‘falling asleep in the bath is dangerous’ wasn’t just something boring people said to spoil not so boring people’s fun. It actually was dangerous. He also learned that while the terrifying tongues of old ladies could be avoided when you talked to them (if you knew how to change the subject), there was nothing you could do to protect yourself if you risked drowning in a bathhouse and they knew CPR.
Another thing Naruto learned was that he had turned into a pretty damn good ninja, to be able to hold his cover through such a stressful and distracting situation. He also learned how to cook a meal that actually took less time to prepare than instant ramen (though he probably wouldn’t try it since he strongly doubted it was as tasty as instant ramen).
The most important thing he learned was that maybe there was more to this Sasuko-pr... err... Sasuke-problem than just lack of little brain food. Damn.
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04: Super stupid exercise