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[soy_fresco]

I am so sick of every little thing making me cry.
Like, nothing at all. It really pisses me off when nothing at all makes me cry.
From now until I have the baby, I'm referring to my person, my existence, as my vagina.
That's what I am. A bitchy, forgetful, crying vagina.

I only gained 6 pounds in 5 months until this week WHEN I GAINED FIVE.
That's a

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[narcissus__echo]

Ryan Seacrest knows everything. He is the smartest guy ever. I really wish I was him, honestly.

[soy_fresco]

Yeah, I think everyone does.