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[soy_fresco]

Not wanting to bring pot and alcohol around me because I'm pregnant is a horrible excuse for not hanging out with me. If you can't hang out with me without having to drink or get high during the visit, then you need to have a little chat with the people at Betty Ford. And it's not like I can't be around people that are drinking and smoking. I have

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[12daysinanhour]

haha. fatty.

so, your friends suck.
except me.

but i knew that a long time ago.

love you.

[soy_fresco]

You should see me. I'm like Jabba the Hut. But fatter.

Yeah they aren't my friends.
It's funny to me that people can screw their friends over so bad and they'll be OK the next day.
You can screw your best friend's girlfriend, and you'll still be best friends.

But don't you DARE get knocked up! You might spread it! Ignore the woman who's with-child! I don't want my girlfriend who's fucking my homie to get any ideas!

So damn logical.

And I love you too.

[spontaniouswank]

Pfffft, I'd visit you without the drizzugs!

But I'm carless.

But if I wasn't, I'd take you to disney!

Disneeyyy!

[soy_fresco]

That's awesome. I love Disney. More than anything. Ever.

[dwarf_bitch]

Hey, I called Sat. night to tell you I had to come home early, then I fell asleep.

A lot of shit happened in the past two days that I have to tell you about, and I got into some major shit with my mom.

I'll call you when you get off of work tonight.

[soy_fresco]

Yeah you're gay.