more reasons why my friends rock.
Robert: 1. You are easily one of the best listeners I have ever met.
2. I love listening to you laugh. That makes me happy when I’m feeling down.
3. The memory of you throwing Justin to the ground, Lil’ Chef, and dolphin sex. The memories I have with you are precious. I’m fabulously glad I know you.
Sam: 1. It wouldn’t be the JC without sammy poo.
2. You have an amazing affinity for spending a shit ton of money and you always remind me of Ann Arbor.
3. You are like a party in a box. I couldn’t miss you more if I tried.
Jaime: 1. You are a drag queen, and if I didn’t love you already, I would be afraid not to ;-)
2. You are a phenomenal person and a great friend [and always a good person to go to for a semi-charged political slam against George W.]
3. I’m hella impressed that you can sew like you do. Way to go.
Taylor: 1. Extreme Sledding.
2. You are always a lot of fun to be around, even if you aren’t decisive and don’t talk a whole lot. And hey, your sister is a whore.
3. You are Asian, suffer in Grand Rapids, and turn bright red when you drink
And now for a picture of a fabulously hot boy.
until next time...
2. I love listening to you laugh. That makes me happy when I’m feeling down.
3. The memory of you throwing Justin to the ground, Lil’ Chef, and dolphin sex. The memories I have with you are precious. I’m fabulously glad I know you.
Sam: 1. It wouldn’t be the JC without sammy poo.
2. You have an amazing affinity for spending a shit ton of money and you always remind me of Ann Arbor.
3. You are like a party in a box. I couldn’t miss you more if I tried.
Jaime: 1. You are a drag queen, and if I didn’t love you already, I would be afraid not to ;-)
2. You are a phenomenal person and a great friend [and always a good person to go to for a semi-charged political slam against George W.]
3. I’m hella impressed that you can sew like you do. Way to go.
Taylor: 1. Extreme Sledding.
2. You are always a lot of fun to be around, even if you aren’t decisive and don’t talk a whole lot. And hey, your sister is a whore.
3. You are Asian, suffer in Grand Rapids, and turn bright red when you drink
And now for a picture of a fabulously hot boy.
until next time...