I can see the humor in this.

[soypancho]

Well I feel like a real dumbass. There was one thing that I noticed that should have been a dead giveaway. At least I'm not the only one. Now who wants to get me a real job?

Comments

[jillversary]

Yeah. Any "job" where they require you pay them money isn't a real job. Plus the group interview thing is also kinda shady.
Check the New Times ads. The Republic is almost always hiring for people to work the phones in their subscription services department.

[love_chariot]

By real job, do you mean hand or blow? or maybe something in between like a mexican donkey show? only 20 bucks.

[profsionalwidow]

How did you find me? Hmm... and how on earth did you know it was me? You should... like... hang out with me sometime. I'm super cool and all and I work at the porn store. Woohoo.

Bernadette

[profsionalwidow]

p.s. stay away from the knife people! Don't do it! Work at the porn store?

B.