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sozialchamaleon

Clearing Out Phone:

Jan 26, 2005 10:00

Very often I insert messages into my phone to remember things, a good portion of those things are drunk ramblings and artistic concepts that I need to look back on and smile. I think I'll start posting them here ( Read more... )

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geotaxis January 26 2005, 10:27:50 UTC

-Nobody's deaf and i need sex

Haha, you want fuck a deaf guy? That's just great. ;)

sozialchamaleon January 27 2005, 13:52:36 UTC

I was at a cramped, sausage-fest hotel party and I was drunk. When I'm drunk I get very horny and half the times I start speaking sign language. I was speaking in ASL about 50% of the time, and somehow couldn't stop, and the other 50% of the time was spent in persuit of seducing straight guys. No luck. So got a little sad, turned to a friend and said, "Nobody's Deaf and I need sex."
And now I want to fuck a Deaf guy just because.