ZOMBIE FLY!

[sozialchamaleon]

So I'm in my boss's office, at his computer, and there's this fly on the window behind me. It's just buzzin' away and then it just drops dead and lands on the window sill. Then it came to life again. I'm frightened. It's a zombie fly

Comments

[paperbackmuse9]

GO FOR THE HEAD! GO FOR THE HEAD!

BLUNT OBJECTS!!!!

[green_star7]

i once had a mutant fly in my room. it was the size of a bumble bee, i swear, and it kept banging into the window making large thumping noises. stupid mutant fly. plus, it was to scary to kill it because it was so big and you needed a shotgun to kill it.
stupid flies.