I wish.

[sozialchamaleon]

I woke up around 4pm today and soon after, found out that President Bush is coming to St. Helena in a week. I even know where he's staying and what day he's expected to arrive

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[marvie3hree]

i've been secretly wanting to assassinate him as well. i think my selfishness would get in the way too, though. but i'm okay with that because if Bush were to die, Cheney would be president and would we really be that much better off? And whenever someone is assassinated, they usually end up going down in history as a greater person than they actually were. it's sad, but true. i guess the best thing to is just pray for spontaneous combustion.

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[anonymous]

Whether you're kidding or not, the Secret Service is forced to investigate all threats against the President of the United States. You should delete this post and all the comments, especially since the National Security Agency is filtering this content, as I post it, for word combinations like assassinate + president + Bush. Good luck.